Loki: If you continue eating like a beast you are going to get as fat as one.
Thor: Would you still like me if I became fat?
(Loki thinks to himself that If Thor became fat he had a great excuse to humiliate him. Maybe Thor would get slower giving Loki the chance to beat him in battle. And he would get so lazy that Loki could even top him in bed.)
Thor: Well?
Loki: …of course I will still like you, brother.
Thor & Loki © marvel
The dialog's awesome
he's a man among men
we need to give him a Baconator